People these days

You sound jobial today

I hope they don't grow on shit!!!!

Stop trying to get a job snd start trying to creat some.

I can't find a job! Well, not one within a 5 mile radius of where I want to live. And in my exact field of interest rather than something else, And that isn't a starting position cuz it's not fair that I might have to "pay some dues." And also offers the pay and benefits commensurate with my (self perceived) abilities and talents.