Life's motto from now on

Well then use your brain and think logically...

I bet you're fun at parties.

Hahaha!! If only you knew.

Right.

Yeah. Right.

Go start shit somewhere else.

You started it. I wanna end it. Are you not having fun?

I once asked my bf that...
Me: would you hide a dead body for me?
Bf: uhm no...
Me: so you would let me go in jail!?
Bf: ...
Me: I guess you would be just fine while I'm in jail...
Bf: alright, I would hide a dead body so you won't get in jail

I ship all of you guys so much

Ship who?