"I assumed from his odor and poor fitting khakis..."

That's really sweet for the girl to do that

awww

A popular example of hipster vs homeless

I love Dylan.

" odor and poor fitting khakis.."

Oml I love that boy

His odor? Dyl get it together, man, your hibernating sweaty teenage boy self is showing...

WHICH 19-YEAR OLD GIRL, OR BOY FOR THAT MATTER, DO NOT INFACT KNOW WHO DYLAN O'FUCKING BRIEN IS