No. Because guest said that instead of ass slapping you should be nice and compliment her. Some people are into that. Get over it. And you know damn well what I was referring to and that it wasn't meant to be taken seriously. I can't believe I even have to explain myself because of this
Don't listen to them. We're all anonymous strangers from the internet anyway, who cares what someone says. You're a loving husband if you do such wonderful things for/to your wife. NOT a faggot.
Second, why slap her butt instead of, IDK, a neck kiss, a compliment, or, well, anything else?