O.o

"Here we have a solution to you unsuccessful leeches of children! A delete button! All for the low price of your conscience!"

Reminds me of the Unwind series by Neal Shusterman. In that universe you definitely can delete your failure spawn

At first I was like haha, this is super funny! Annnnddd then I realized he compared them to children. -_-

"Mom I failed my test."
"Oh it's okay Jimmy! Just press this delete button and your failing grade'll just go away!"
"Thanks Ma! Wait, why am I fading...."
"I love you Jimmy."