hello i am neighborly dog

Alinality

Dude that's just plain wrong

That's not what you said when it was happening

Times change, people change, I change

Only when I'm around ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Then can I shed this human morph

I prefer it when you do because honestly it's just unnatural

Lemme reveal the real me

How tall is he

6 foot 3 and 5.9 inches

You realise why that fails thought