I just cough really loudly :D

Ninja skills

This has been, Night Vale life hacks.

I don't understand why people have such a problem with this. As it's dropping, you flush that way no one hears it and it'll be gone so no one will smell it. Because it's pretty expected to hear flushing sounds in a public restroom especially when they're motion activated and flush multiple times on its own.

Orrrrrrr we realize that everyone poops and get over the fact that it makes noises since it doesn't matter...