This gruntles me

I'm so gruntled that this word exists

It sounds like it should be some weird sound combination between a grunt and a giggle.

I'm going to start using this word

I'm very disgruntled because no one ever told me this

At last my life is combobulated.

Gruntled is now my second favorite word

Probably because not all "dis" words are opposites of what they sound like. Disappointed isn't the opposite of appointed, for instance. Or dismiss and miss. Stuff like that can make English rather difficult to fathom.

I got extra points once for using this in an essay at school

that's why there's a website called "gruntle.me" which is to make people gruntled

OMG

Sounds like something Robin in Young Justice would say: "He's disgruntled, why isn't anyone ever just gruntled?"

I just realized that "uncouth" is, in fact, the opposite of "couth".

Oddly enough, the origin of both root words is listed as "Back-formation from prefix+root".