Me after watching deadpool today...

"And that face, after a lot of drinks, is one I would be happy to sit on"

"That guy was up there before I got here."

"If you so much as look at her again, you'll find out i have some hard spots, too."
Long pause.
"That didn't come out right."
Pause.
whisper "Or did it?"
*Licks face*

Ever see 127 hours? spoiler alert!

"Don't swallow! That's the first time i say that"
(Sorry if not litteral transcription,i saw the the french version)

''The bad guy is getting away'' *deep gasp*

I think a lot of people that were looking forward to the movie should have worn white underwear to the theater

fuck Deadpool

I can't believe that movie sucked so bad