There was a recent bill passed regarding animal cruelty and in that bill they hid this little thing that says it's illegal to have anal or oral sex with any living creature, which includes humans. Not those exact words but that's what it's saying. A lot of people think it's our state government's way of combating the legalization of gay marriage because people get all upset when everyone has equal rights.
"Honey, why don't we spice it up a bit tonight?" *moving downwards*
*door busts open* "It's the police! Hands up!"
*sex partner removes wig and pulls gun* "We've got you red handed!"
*door busts open* "It's the police! Hands up!"
*sex partner removes wig and pulls gun* "We've got you red handed!"