Who wants to help me with this

$202 for 96%, this is a deal you can't resist. I am a professional investor (such a thing?)

$300 for 95%

11 potato for 96%
clearly I have the best offer

100 potatoes and 15 boxes of butter for 95%

200 potato, 50 boxes of butter, 3 unicorns, and 17 containers rainbow sprinkles for 95%

399 potato, 69 boxes of butter, every unicorn ever, 420 boxes of sprinkles, and all 599 Ferrari 599 GTO's made for 100%

An unlimited supply of anything you want for two years. For 90%

I'll give you peace of mind and your family's safety.

I'll kill your family

Okay okay ajhedges you win, 80% of the business is yours if you give me 399 potatoes and a Unicorn. (Please don't hurt my family) :)

I'll give you Dean Winchester.

It's a deal!

I'll give you Dean and Castiel.

nope, the deal has been made

Aw I'm too late :(

Ohhh I'm sorry shadowgirl but I already made a deal with ajhedges :( your offer was really good tho.

And that's all folks. Good job everyone. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here

Let's have a party! *throws confetti*

Did somebody say CELEBRATORY KNIFE FIGHT?!