Thanks for saving my soul, Mum

Sits in front of pc*
Bored*
Opens pc*
Heard whisper* Jesus is watching...

But Jesus is my fetish.

Don't tell me how to run my life!
Watches porn*
See's Jesus pics*
Watches porn more intently and closer to the screen!

wow, they've sure got a lot of icons on their desktop

Just watch a nun get banged