Your daily motivational speech

I have, it was a special kind of hell.

Did you meet Satan?

No it was the tourist trap type of hell, no real culture.

Aw I hate it when they do that... The entrance fee is always so expensive. I mean, how many souls do we have to trade to get in?

Apparently 10 isn't enough even if a couple were family. -.-

What a lucrative business, seems like more souls go there than any place else

It was definitely crowded, lines everywhere! Couldn't see any of the great attractions, like Hitler or Bin Laden without a crazy wait. Cool concerts all over though.

Been to the cafe? I can't eat there, too spicy

I think it was closed, I couldn't ever get the door open.