Happy Birthday Ron!!

Omg I'd enjoy this so much.

"we don't have time for your shit Hermione"

I need an Unrated release like they do with movies.

Can someone please rewrite all the books in the exact same way except you'd make ron swear like that?? That is like a genius fanfic idea, people love their harry potter and their swears

What the fuck Hagrid? You're fucking spider friends tried to fucking eat us.