Only one left

This is very accurate

This is me right now, one left!
My precious.....

Cock ring?

And when someone asks if they can use it and you know they're not gonna give it back

I wonder if that black baby was someone else's.... *reference to above post*

Why do people feel compelled to write "like if"?

And then it snaps when you try to fix your hair that has been up all day :(