Scrub a dub dub, fun in the tub

xD Oh. That's a fun coincidence! I only chose this title cuz it's what my mom used to say while I played in the bath

Oh! My mom always used to say, "Don't let the red rugs right." Instead of, "don't let the bed bugs bite."

So she'd talk like Scooby Doo?

In the bath tub my mum just said your not a mermaid

Screw that you can be a mermaid if you want. Follow your dreams.

I almost drowned myself twice before that saying I was a mermaid

No, it was a joke. She would also say, "don't let the sled slugs slight." It was just fun. :)