Friday nights at home

At least the spaghetti looks delicious...

Aw, don't fret, I'm sure you can improve your cooking.

I don't see a downside

"But I'm such a good listener."

You know in Silence of the Lambs when Hannibal Lecter feeds Krendler his last meal...

What's so wrong with this...? I'd love this but I have a husband.