I laughed so hard.
Oi! You blokes better pop off, before i call me whippets on yer arse. Go fook a skank you twats.
(Im So, so so sorry i just did that.)
I only suggest it because I've heard it on a few british television shows in relation to a chav, and then some bbc 1 news things I watched on youtube, the really, really chavvy people they interviewed said stuff like that.
Oi! You blokes better pop off, before i call me whippets on yer arse. Go fook a skank you twats.
(Im So, so so sorry i just did that.)