Jesus and colonel sanders have a coffee shop meeting

"Now Jeysus, you know I haven't made ANY sort of associations with that ol' Satan, ya hear? I'm a good honest man. All of this has come out of my own hard work."
"What's that number on your hand?"
"Oh sh-"

bruh whats the secret ingredient
*whisper*
oh shi

rolf harris reconciling

Did anybody else get really excited when they found out Jim Gaffigan became the new Colonel Sanders?