And Now I Can't Get The Song Out Of My Head

I'm old. I immediately imagine the snl sketch

*gets hairbrush* baby dont hurt me

*takes blow dryer for effect* don't hurt me no more

*jumps into bathtub* what is love
Yeah, yeah
I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right?
And what is wrong?
Gimme a sign

*stares like a rockstar into the mirror*
What is love?
Oh baby don't hurt me,
Don't hurt me no more

*stands in front of fan* whoa whoa whoa whoa oh-whoa whoa ohhh oohh