I'll bang her seat with my knees pretending my legs are too long (which kinda are) to fit them properly. She wants to be annoying in a cramped, pressurized flying contraption, I'll annoy her back.
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· 9 years ago
To the people saying to cut it- she might just be oblivious. Let her know. If she doesn't fix it, THEN you light the bitch on fire.
It could be a sign, she likes her hair pulled meet up in the bathroom for a mile high
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· 9 years ago
how the hell are you gonna cut it when you can't even smuggle a paper clip into a plane without being gunned down much less a pair of scissors or any sort of blade. I'd stick my gum in her hair, that way the bitch can cut it herself when she's off the plane.
Pretend you are talking to your neighbor, laugh, or say something sounding elated, surprised or something like that, and ooops! There goes my gum. Deeply sorry about it. But hey, lovely hair, you've got there. What products do you use?
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· 9 years ago
Dip it in your drink. Too bad they don't serve kool aid on planes.
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