When you message someone late at night

'Bc your f*cking texts woke me up! Now lemme be a good friend and temme about that dude or whatever sh*t you're having'

You woke me up you little fucker now tell me why you are up

I've never seen something so true

WAKE UP YOU BETTER NOT GO TO SLEEP YOU KNOW IM NOCTURNAL. I MEAN REALLY I ACUTUALLY GOTO SLEEP AT 3PM AND WAKE AT 8PM. CAPS LOCK WAS ON AND TOO LAZY TO RETYPE SORRY

At social event without you