Or when the lunch lady says "enjoy your meal"

Don't feel bad. I do this too.

I did that to a pizza guy the other day ripperoni up in my pepperoni

Make this a new meme pls

hey how are you
Good how are you
Yeah i'm good how about you
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FML

Me everytime I leave my house

I did this the other day- caught myself after I said it and we both looked at each other and laughed.

Grandparents were visiting my house a few years back. Friend of theirs (same age or thereabouts) called on the phone when they were out. I picked up the phone.
Caller - "blah blah blah blah blah well, send my regards to your grandparents"
Me - "yeah, of course, you too."

Omg I do this every time