Cats really know how to be annoying

I wish my cats would invade my personal space more often.

my sisters cat likes to try to suffocate you in your sleep

Yeah well at least their cats lay on them. My cat wont even sit next to me. The only time he gets close to me is to eat treats from my hand, then he runs away

Back when I had a cat I used to sleep on the couch whenever we had family visiting, because they always used my room as the guest room. One time my cat jumped off the top of the couch and landed on my stomach and I was terrified that I was being murdered

The only person my cat likes is my two year old son.

At least one cat is satan. It's eyes are just pure red.