This is why French people hate "stupid ignorant Americans"... because they are just that. Most French people actually do speak english at least to some degree, but will conveniently forget it if you go up to them in France and start talking to them in english. And especially if you do this stupid shit.
Planète
On va le renommer
"Substance d'amusement"
C'est si cocasse,je ne peux même pas--
(C'est passé j'crois, on est bons)
Olala,croissant baguette,hon hon
(On gère bro,ça va marcher)
Bon Mec Grégory,
Mauvaise Chance Brian...