When they ask "How come you're still single?"

Ikr, good staff is hard to get

Oh, and as as a very heterosexual guy, I can say, I really love him too.

As a hetersexual guy, you may or may not appreciate that I just learned to turn Siri into a British man.... yes, I'm bad with technology, IT assumed I was like 50 years old until they met me

If I ever used an electronic assistant, I would also prefer a neutral, male voice over a kind of a little too eager cyber woman. I thought the german Siri was annoying, til I heard the (us) english version. Nope. Really, really nope.