My gf will text me nice at first and get gradually meaner the longer I sleep. The progression usually goes something like this:
Good morning!
Morning sunshine <3
Kitty it's time to get up
Wake up now hun
Babe
Come on get up already
IF I HAVE TO BE AWAKE AND SUFFER SO DO YOU WAKE THE FUCK UP
Sounds totally reasonable to me. If I have suffer the waking horror so must others.
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· 8 years ago
The thing is, her time is an hour ahead of mine. And she wakes up at like 5 a.m. (which is 6 a.m. her time) and immediately starts texting me and I'm just like "Bitch it's Saturday I will not engage in wakefulness before 9 a.m. leave me be"
Which is why I ignore my phone until 9 a.m. on Saturday and Sunday.
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· 8 years ago
1st text: Hi baby won't you grace my life once again with your heavenly eyes?
2nd: Can you please wake up honey?
3rd: Wake up sunshine
4th: Wake up
5th: WAKE THE FUCK UP BEFORE I RIP YOU FROM YOUR DREAMS
6th: FINE IF YOU DONT WANNA SUFFER LIFE WITH ME ILL JUST DIE ALONE
Good morning!
Morning sunshine <3
Kitty it's time to get up
Wake up now hun
Babe
Come on get up already
IF I HAVE TO BE AWAKE AND SUFFER SO DO YOU WAKE THE FUCK UP
2nd: Can you please wake up honey?
3rd: Wake up sunshine
4th: Wake up
5th: WAKE THE FUCK UP BEFORE I RIP YOU FROM YOUR DREAMS
6th: FINE IF YOU DONT WANNA SUFFER LIFE WITH ME ILL JUST DIE ALONE