"Sorry sir this guy couldn't have killed this guy he's so fucking gay rainbows are straighter than him"
"Sorry boss can't go to work that mailman is so fucking hot today"
"Sorry sir, but I can't come in today."
"Why would that be?"
"I'm feeling gay today?"
"Really? How gay?"
"Hella gay."
"Yep, take the week off, don't want Steve to catch it! YOU HEAR THAT STEVE?! YOU AIN'T GETTING GAY TODAY!"
On an evolutionary/biological standpoint, where a species is intended to reproduce, homosexuality is actually a mental problem (because it results in you not passing out your genes). But in a modern society, it has no affect on how you act as a person (unless you're one of those annoying cunts who base every aspect of your lives on their sexuality), so it is benign and shouldn't be worried about. For the less intelligent and easily triggered members of funsubstance, I mean that homosexuality is OK, and nobody has the right todo anything about someone else's sexuality, but biologically speaking, it IS a mental problem. It's just beneign and so it shouldn't be ostracized or attacked
"Sorry boss can't go to work that mailman is so fucking hot today"
"Why would that be?"
"I'm feeling gay today?"
"Really? How gay?"
"Hella gay."
"Yep, take the week off, don't want Steve to catch it! YOU HEAR THAT STEVE?! YOU AIN'T GETTING GAY TODAY!"
Hella gay.
"He has a temperature. I'm afraid he might be gay."
"Why, doctor?"
"Coz he's flamin', Honey."