Well there goes my heart

Agreed

Why would it cause accidents? It's not like it's in the middle of the road, for people to crash into. (And yes, I understand that y'all probably mean that it's a distraction.)

i think he means another kind of accident

Nope. Just a baby very close to being born. That's just his chest. Here's the actual story and a better picture.
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/stunning-sculpture-of-pregnant-mountain-goes-viral

So it has nothing to do with a drunk driver or actual baby? Liars.

... what does that have to do with anything?