IT'S MY 52,525 BIRTHDAY TODAY! Which means I am one year closer to a funeral party

Accident at work lead to a broken leg.

Aww, I'm sorry. I hope you'll have a good birthday and you're not in too much pain. That's a terrible thing for a b-day.

Yeah it is but hey! It coulda been worse yaknowwhatimean. And as my birthday well it was fun but sempai didn't notice me againnnnn

Happy birthday!! Sorry your leg's broken, but at least the pills are working. And someday, Senpai will notice you.

Thanks!