Harry Potter quote game

That last one sounds painful

"Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his dick from his trousers. 'It's no wonder I can't get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they're too tight!' 'Oh, I'm so sorry,' hissed Hermione, and Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his dick instead."

J.K Rowling knew someone would pull this and did this on purpose

"Harry rubbed his dick feverishly until white sparks shot out of the end, which earned him a disapproving look from Fleur."

I should go reread harry potter bearing this in mind