I have the fastest working brain in the world!

People who say pretentious bullshit like this have no brain to begin with.

Yeah, as much as I would like to say that that's the reason I have terrible hand writing, I know I'm just an impatient fucker.

people that are smart have bad handwriting, but not everyone that has bad handwriting is smart

or they are doctors

Um not really.

or poor small motor skills

Fast brains, not smart brains

Then that means I'm the smartest person on earth

Or it's the last five minutes of a writing exam and they need two more paragraphs.