I like being home alone

Will Chopping off the head do?

no no, the legs are good

Hand me my screwdriver , will you?

Use acid or motorsaws instead. Much more painful

Yeah you'd know

*removes prosthetic leg* wanna know how I got these scars

0_0 um if you say so

Well the leg is gone because the doctors took it away when I was little, and the scars are from all the times I bumped into stuff like chairs and shit ^_^

You guys keep your captives in the basement? Won't they rot? I keep mine in the freezer.

Alive people don't rot , wtf you talking about

Huh... Weird. Are you guys doing something special? Like feeding them, or making sure they aren't eaten by rats? Because for the small period that I kept mine in the basement they always turned to bone pretty fast.

Where do you live?

If it's humid they might rot faster