Emma watson on annoying people at the cinema

Being pelted with malteasers by Emma Watson would be an honor of the highest degree

But she's the one on her phone in the theater

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*starts talking*
*Emma Watson throws malteasers at me*
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This is the most British thing I've ever read

Not sure if amazing or idk

That's someone's fantasy I bet

I'm going to assume "Maltesers" are like "Whoppers" aka malted milk balls?