The shakespearean insult generator

I found myself enjoying this probably too much.

I HAVE THE BOOK FOR THIS ITS AMAZING

Thou weedy rump-fed hugger-mugger...
Beautiful.

I am severely disappointed that there is no version of 'mewling quim'

I myself enjoy "rank fat-kidneyed codpiece"

YOU YEASTY WEATHER-BITTEN WAGTAIL LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY PHONE

Hush you impertinent, earth-vexing harpie.

Pribbling elf-skinned foot-licker

The best kind of insults