Use a descriptive and interesting title.

That one hit a little too close to home

Dang it, I came to forget about this

Them:"Why are you still single"
Me internally: "because i have absolutely terrible social skills, fear rejection, unattractive, and it doesn't help that i keep finding out my crushes are either homosexual or don't identify as a female. "
Me externally: "i guess I'm a tad picky"