He's following you, 'bout thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprit.
He's gaining on you!
You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now, and you can see
there's blood on his face!
My God, there's blood EVERYWHERE!
Running for your life from Shia Labeouf
He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia Labeouf
Lurking in the shadows... Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf.
Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.)
Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.)
Eating all the bodies... actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha!
In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg!
AHHH!
It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg! (quiet, quiet)
Limping toward the cottage! (quiet, quiet)
Sitting inside - Shia LaBeouf
Sharpening an axe, (Shia LaBeouf)
But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia LaBeouf)
You're sneaking up behind him...
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf!
He's gaining on you!
You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now, and you can see
there's blood on his face!
My God, there's blood EVERYWHERE!
He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia Labeouf
Lurking in the shadows... Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf.
Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.)
Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.)
Eating all the bodies... actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha!
In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg!
AHHH!
It's caught in a bear trap!
Limping toward the cottage! (quiet, quiet)
Sitting inside - Shia LaBeouf
Sharpening an axe, (Shia LaBeouf)
But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia LaBeouf)
You're sneaking up behind him...