"And what is that?"

"This here's a donkey. Maybe you would know it as an ass."

Fanny packs!!!!! You mean they pack their fann.......oh sorry, you're American! Some of us call them "arse bags" here in the EUUK!!

Next time, on Things That Didn't Happen

There's a thing called a "period." There's also his friend "comma."
They all kinda help organize your ramblings and make them tolerable to read.