Evolution of phone chargers

Holy crap, was sure it was a cat-o-nine tails and my inner child giggled before I read it.

Roman Emporer: DID YOU CHARGE MY IPHONE 6?
Jesus: no........
Roman Emporer:ILL CRUCIFY YOU
Jesus: ITS ON LOW POWER MODE YOU CAN CHARGE IT YOURSELF

You know you've been watching too much porn when you thought this was an unusual looking vibrator