Sign me the f*ck up

Can I help??

Yes. We need climbing gear and jerky

I've got fake weapons for cosplay and some Ritz crackers

Well we could use the fake weapons at least...maybe as paperweights..or firewood,depending on what they're made of...

Cardboard and tinfoil in a last ditch attempt to dress as a shadowhunter for world book day

Firewood it is
I think tinfoil is flammable

I broke into both. Do not do unless you have a death wish