The Eagle has landed.. On top of a Canadian Goose

Canada: Oh did I get in the way of your landing? Sorry so sorry America

That's okay we'll just go to the hospital and stay as long as we want without needing to pay a fortune

Those who are stomped by the US don't typically need a hospital. Does Canada provide free burial insurance?

From what ive heard the rest of the pictures show the goose getting away.

I thought it was called a Canada Goose?