Well, at least he tried

That's what I do for hours a day, this is what most people living in the US do. You're the unusual one here. How can you survive without your daily dose of Jefferson's medical history?

Because after listening to Hamilton one feels the need to know everything about our founding fathers. Thousands of people have an oddly specific knowledge of Alexander Hamilton's life and Thomas Jefferson's medical history now.

Not to mention Aaron Burr's personal journals