A date like none other

Rosalina I will!

Aww you're so sweet, guest

How was it?

He never shown up

That sucks. You deserve a real man to take you someplace like that, not some schmoe like him

It's ok
I guess he had something more important
That somehow lasted a whole year

What a douche

I know
I have trust issue since then

Well I have a great idea
*pulls a lobster tank out of nowhere*
We can watch them right here if you want

Then eat them! :D

Great idea!

So is it a date or what

I mean, you can call it that. Like I said, you deserve a real man, not just me

Yeeeaaa
A friendly date

Alright, sweet
*pulls up a chair to watch the lobsters fight*

Lobster dies* brutal

*lobster rips out another lobsters heart*
FATALITY

So brutal

*feeds the winner*
And to the Victor goes the spoils

Eats the winner*

I don't know whether to be horrified or intrigued that you ate a lobster that quickly

I have a big mouth ;)

Rosie stop turning me on :/

remind me of that fs post about turning things on with mouth

I'll remind you once I get reminded as well