Man people say cats are jerks but honestly my dog is more of a jerk than my cats

I save all of my copper pennies

My cat has never been a jerk....except once when he bit my head and made it bleed but that was an accident.
I love dogs but they're not as trustworthy as cats I believe.

Probs bc they are new. "Hooman! The small furry ones are doing something suspicious in this box! I must find out what! Bark bark!"
"Hooman! The small furry ones are leaving clumps in the box! I will investigate!"

I thought it said penis at first and was like wat?