How to react when life gives you lemons

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

When life gives you lemons either squeeze their juice in life's eyes or stare angrily at life while you eat the lemons, skin and everything, and then hug life for a loong while, whispering "I approve of your offering"

When life gives you lemons, aggressively throw them back at like until you get the oranges you originally asked for