It'll be cool how you of the next-generation will fix all those problems plus all the ones all the previous generations inherited. Since you are so smart and know everything it should only take like 15 or 20 years. I look forward to being a retiree in the idyllic a paradise you create with all the free healthcare, free education and free Wi-Fi.
Sorry we cleaned up the air pollution and water pollution that got left to us. Sorry college expenses are higher because you have to have air conditioning, gourmet food and computers instead of what we had. I can't apologize for all the participation trophies and telling you that you were good at everything because I didn't do that to my kids but observed plenty of parents--like,yours apparently--turning their little darlings into fragile little snowflakes. Let's see...how did we ruin the housing market? Maybe let you live at home rent-free in your mid 20s, which distorted the market? Maybe being able to,afford a nice house after working for 20 years but you can't afford that nice of a house (in the trendy hipster district) for your first home? IDK, you tell me how we destroyed the housing market for you.
Also teenagers: Can you drive me to Jessica's,,then come get me in an hour?