Church < pokemon go

Apparently it's reached the point that the people in charge of Arlington Cemetery and the frighing Holocaust memorial museum have asked people to please have a bit of decency and respect and no go running around their grounds hunting Pokémon.

I uh might've visited the Hope Baptist Church to catch an Eevee... I've sunken so far

The pokestops are usually churchs, police stantions, or really public spots. I think it's cause they seem the safest, nothing else.

I only believe in our savior lord helix, and his son bird jesus

Come for the charizard, stay for the redemption.