When everyone is playing Pokemon Go but you have a Windows phone

It could possibly save your life.

me right now

THE PAIN OF OWNING A NOKIA THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

This is so true, but I have no intention of changing phones because Cortana is really helpful

No-one has a Windows phone. Stop lying to us.

my dad hacked an otherwise non-compatible nexus tablet so I could play pokemon go since I have an HTC M8 xD