Crazy people logic

 Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, you never can predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

It's a pirates life for me.... savvy?

Y no use Yo Dawg

My head hurts

If someone's crazy, they can leave the war and go home. But they have to ask us to send them home first. But if they ask us to send them home, then they're obviously not crazy.

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