Choo choo

But Lisa choo choose me!

Wow this is so disrespectful. I identify as train-kin and this triggers me and my body dismorphic disorder.

OP was so childish that I had to vipe out the last two hours of naughty thoughts. Choooo chooooo.

I find this offensive. I am tram-sexual and I identify as a locomotive! Choochoo motherfucker!

This reminds me of Dumb Ways to Die

So, either Thomas can't read, and you are being really insensitive about it, or you don't consider Thomas and his friends to be real trains.
Either way, you're an asshole.